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KEVIN JAMES SALVESON - ALBUM MILLION DOLLAR
Salvation Road - Second Edition Exclusive Rights
Price$30,000.00SALVATION ROAD Signed Original Ed.1994 + Dinner
Price$100,000.00SALVATION ROAD, a novel Softback / Download
Price$20.00TO KAL, WITH LOVE, PHYLLIS DILLER Download
Regular Price$14.99Sale Price$5.00KAL - SMORGASBOARD Download Only
Regular Price$14.99Sale Price$5.00KAL - SMORGASBOARD DVD/CD/Download
Price$14.99TO KAL, WITH LOVE, PHYLLIS DILLER DVD/CD/Download
Price$14.99
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This album of 12 songs by Kevin James Salveson is an exclusive.
Only one 24 bit DVD Video and CD audio copy has ever been recorded and pressed of this music. It is currently held in a safe vault somewhere in the Cayman Islands.
It constitutes a lifetime's worth of artistic work and is the culmination of one man's singular life on earth.
It is thus comparable in value to a painting or sculpture in the Norton Simon and is guaranteed to be better music than any crappy rapper's sucky ballsweating shit. That's a promise!
This album features
12 songs composed, performed, produced, and
sung by Mr. Salveson
in six different languages.
The price is: one million dollars.
Fed Funds Wires only.
The album also comes with a box of gourmet cupcakes for the purchaser which will personally be baked by the artist himself.